Pathetic Little Quick Fix: Supersized Edition

I apologize to all for my lack of blog updates, but the seasons are a changin' and I'm still tryin' to get into my 'fall state of mind'. Here's an extra big helpin' of strange and interesting news from around the world and in my backyard. Have a warm and wonderful weekend and dig those sweaters outta storage-'cause baby it's cold outside.

Sting Gets Stung.

Farrell Plays The Good Samaritan.

Britney Fan Loses Her Final Marble.

And Now For Something Completely Different...Well, Yet The Same..."Leave Petraeus Alone!"

Happy Birthday to Amy...What A Cutie She Was.

From Being Voted "most gay-friendly Campus" to "hate crime vandalism"-And It's My Own Neighborhood-For Shame!

Jesus Christ People, have a sense of Humor-She Is A Comedian After All!

Carol Is Gonna Kick Your Ass If You Don't Give Her Dress Back...Really, She's Gonna Kick It..HARD!

The Worlds Tallest Errection.

To All You "I-Tards"; Here's Were You Can Get Your $100 Credit...But Remember, You Gave Up Your Dignity For Being Such Babies About It.

A Little Sign Of Hope In The World.

Chess & Vodka-A Deadly Mix.

The End Of An Era For Iconic Amusement Park.

NYC Continues It's Gentrification.

New Age Newsstands.

The Secret Life Of Condi.

Damn-It Jodi...I So Wanted This To Be Good!

Models Deck Gets Decked.

Creepy Old School Crime Story.

Elton John Ticket Conspiracy Theories In Sioux Falls SD..Elton John In Sioux Falls South Dakota..WHAT THE?!

Small Town Crime; Stolen Change, Selling Magazines Without A Permit, Someones Morphine Is Missing and All The Fish Are Dying In The Local Lake...Where's Sheriff Taylor & Deputy Fife When You Need Them.

It's Not Like He's Selling Drugs At The School Playground.

Perhaps You Should Change Your Sheets More Often.

A Really Cool Camp For Kids....Look Closely(A REALLY Amazing Site With A Profound Message!)

Bumper Car Driver Outta Control!

A Cynical Guide To Disney World...I Laughed So Hard I Had Coffee Coming Outta My Nose!

Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Amusement Park Tragedies.

A Cool Global Art Project.

Senior Citizens Rock The Wii.