George Carlin
1937-2008
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
1937-2008
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
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